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9 strikes in a row... there is a god.

Things you SHOULD NOT BUY at the Dollar Store

-condoms

-mushrooms

-load-bearing hooks

-pregnancy tests

(yes they actually have them there)

Things that are OK to buy include:

-hair gel

-energy drinks

-soup

Red Wigglers

Some guy at the community garden asked me if I wanted some of his "red wigglers".

I'm really glad he was talking about his worms. I am now officially a worm farmer.

If anyone needs any high-nitrogen worm extract let me know.

If There Was a Contest For Getting Mustard on Your Robe

I would win.

Remember That Time on "Perfect Strangers"

When Balki Bartokomous did something crazy and Uncle Larry got all stressed out?

Those wacky kids from Mypos are all the same. Dangerously unpredictable.

Even God Fails

Remember that whole "Mars" disaster... they still can't support life on that planet. Schwarzenegger makes due, but the rest of us are denied that warm red goodness. It's ok though, I hear all the bars there don't have very good atmosphere.